Such a little cutie, the RX2.

The piece de resistance of Terror Tractor is that splendidly Scandinavian typeface.

I'm a man, and my daughter came home the other day with a black eye because some horrible, rapey fucker tried to drag her down a fucking alley. so yes, you are right. Enough men.

I'm the first wag to point out it can now retreat sideways too? for shame, Jalops. For shame...

You may do bad things sometimes 'murica, but then you pull shit like this, and I love you All. Over. Again.

Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit.

Oh, you say that now...

I once knew a coke dealer bought an old Paris-Dakar Landy backup car. That thing was terrifying.

Goddamn furries...

Like Count Basie could be any cooler, then Boom! E-type, motherfuckers! You wanna sort that boy out with that Nickelback shit, mind. Needs nipping in the bud.

Ginger birds tho. Damn...

That is a very good point.

There's one downstairs from me right now (belongs to guy I work for's dad, not me, sadly). She's a bit frayed round the edges, and the brakes are, well, fucked is the word right now, but the engine runs like a dream. He's got a Lancia Fulvia and a really old 2CV as well, but I like Madame Traction best. She's a…

For someone else's project at 14.5K, I want a GT-four engine and running gear to handle it, not a potentially-explosive nana-mobile with a shonky turbo.

Mustang Egoboost. They should release it over here as a resurrected Capri.

PETA? Stealing headlines? I am shocked. Shocked!

Has anyone invented submerged jumping-jack mines yet, or does the fish get the credit?

Fuck that noise, that's Tickford Capri money, is that.

But only in private...

'Fair and Balanced', eh?