In reporting this bizarre fact to my girlfriend, I have just discovered she DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TETRIS IS. How is this even possible?

I don't know who the fuck he is, because I'm English, but he has the most generic 'sports type person' face I've ever seen. If that's a thing.

This and the Red Pig would be quite the pair. But... WHY ARE THERE NO ENGINE SHOTS?! Goddammit.

Indeed. 'compensating? In my tiny, hilariously unreliable car? whatever you say...'

Pretty sure you can only build your own Lambo, dude.

Come to Merrie Olde Englandland. 3.5k will get you a Midget or a Spit that looks brand-new. That's where my car fund is aiming for.

One could argue, however, that wrenching on your own vehicle, and the experience (not to mention pride) that comes from keeping said hooptie on the road, is a worthwhile experience and education in and of itself. You will learn self-reliance, problem-solving and meet cool, friendly and useful people (you may also get…

I deal with people on a daily basis I'd gladly replace with a chatbot.

I think I replied to the wrong thing. either that, or I've completely forgotten whatever point I thought I was making. I can get stoned at work, you see...

And that last truck. 10/10, would DD.

It will be impossible to sync data with someone's Android-based neural interface when you're running IOS on yours. Some things never change.

I'm envisioning a whole new sub-genre of 'delivery guy porn'.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a water cannon is a good guy with a water cannon.

That would be a splendid counter-demonstration to the open carry folks.

Well, quite.

Well, of course we did.

That just wasn't how inventors did shit back then. I come from Newcastle, home of, among other things, railways, the electric light (that's right, fuck you, Edison. Swan represent!), steam turbine engines and the windscreen wiper. Which was invented by a crazy Geordie bastard who drove all the way back from London…

There is NO. SUCH. THING.

As the plate is obscured, we have no proof this is your car. As supporting evidence, neither is it wearing the ground as a hat. Nice try, Orlove. Nice try...

It's actually $1024, like Guineas being more than pounds, but more digital.