I bet you order your steak well done.

I believe you're looking for the standardized version found here.

A. During Cold War the German armed forces were under NATO command and obligated to execute their full arms allotment (495,000 soldiers). German fighter pilots were trained in using the Allies' nuclear arsenal, because the availability, readiness and proximity of the German troops in case of an attack were crucial.…

What wrong with helmet hair at the big client meeting proposal thingy?

Did he serve you koolaid? Honk the torchbug once for yes and twice for no.

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Get high and listen to Miles Davis.

Prices haven't changed much on Brit roadsters...as thirteenth said, check out Spitfire and Midgets as well and buy the best one you can afford. They really are solid little cars...also, girls think they are cute too and driving one shows that you aren't trying to compensate for anything!

I once purchaced a sheriffs car from the leo auction and it was super fun. I was delivering pizza in it and it was so funny to somtimes see people run out the back door when I pulled up in thier yards. Good fun !!!

I thought you were gonna imply I could buy a bus for $5k. I am now disappointed.

And don't forget the Crack

Boy have I got a Fiero for you.

maybe could be just might be in some way perhaps greatest .gif ever.

That's what they all tell themselves, isn't it.

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I drank almost a gallon of milk one day growing up. My urine didn't seem to change, but it made my poop white.

My best note prank was on my kids. I'd pack their lunches in brown paper bags and write "My Favorite Child" on one and "The Other One" on the other. My kids always thought it was hilarious.

The major downside is that, like any hovercraft, it will be full of eels.

+1 again, some people just don't get it.

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.