'behavioural abnormality' Will you fucking listen to yourself.

Apart from all the bigoted bumblefuck backwoods bits.

Fuck, that thing is beautiful. I'd love it even if it was on a Beetle pan (right side up, natch).

Pretty sure you HAVE to advertise a Testarossa like that...

That's great. All scrappy and capable-looking like a jack russel. I love it.

Shit, for that money, the wheels get a pass.

Now that I have seen this, the rest of my life will be naught but a welter of sorrow and disappointment that I am not transported everywhere in one of my very own. I would like mine to be a steam-powered series hybrid, please.

I dunno. Heat-death of the universe?
I liked Jalopnik best when it was a blog run by some fat, hairy dudes who liked beer, 80s hardcore punk and weird car stuff, and delivered pizzas in their clapped-out muscle cars in their youth. Oh, and that Murilee chick. She was cool too.

No days off. KINJA MUST EAT...

Oh my...

If only they didn't own Jalopnik...

THIS

I have NEVER had a car with flammable coolant, and I once owned an Austin Allegro...

Christ, I had enough trouble once from putting the wrong bulb in the rear light cluster on my 83 Fiesta. Fuck, I hate car electrics. Goddamn witchcraft...

I dunno, I got hit around the kidneys, but maybe that one was a Cayman...

Does that mean Priuses are out of season too?

Which then explodes.

I can get one with a cannon? Sweet.

Whoooooosssshhhh.

That's a lion on the front of that Pug, not a puma...