How about the TSA just sorts its fucking crack out, and stops behaving like a bunch of lunatics instead?

Depends if you're a cop or not...

I reckon you can knock of most of the 'dealing with an actual, not in bits dead body' type costs. They will have to embalm you by dipping individual pieces in a bowl of embalming fluid then putting you in a freezer bag. A small one.

Swoon. It looks like a baby 'Cuda there.

I've got carpet burns on my knees, quite possibly a zinc deficiency, and her number. It was okay :)

Ah. It's entirely likely your point went FOOOOOM, straight over my head. I'm tired and hungover, it was a long weekend.

Just out of interest, even if Pat Robertson were dead, why would it then be reprehensible to roundly mock him for being a nasty, anti-semitic asshole (a.k.a: a not-dead Pat Robertson)?

I'm not praising that pie-faced shitsack for anything, ever. He'd put every last gay couple in the workhouse if he thought it would bring back all the UKIP voters.

The CoE has been rather embarrassed about all that nasty 'God' business for a while now, anyway, and is in fact somewhat more secular and to the left of the Labour party as far as I can tell...

(It's still a good thing, don't get me wrong. I just think the evil fucks did it as a vote-winner, not because they, you know, care)

Aye, most of the furious teeth-gnashing and strident pearl-clutching has been from folks elsewhere, from what I've seen today (though we've still got a few of our own, home-grown bigots posting poorly-constructed rants about the shop).

It's a sop to progressives while they carry on stealing and destroying everything. It was pushed for by their partners in crime the Lib Dems as well. They all want burned at the stake so we can start again.

What did you expect from the most user-hostile comment system known to man?

Because Kinja is hateful, and the work of malicious, trickster gods who would destroy us all.

I once met a guy called 'Dogshit Dave'. When I asked him WHY(the fuck) he was called Dogshit Dave, he said, 'Because nobody else is'.

It behooves you to upgrade. That will be $10 please.

I'm pretty sure this thing was built for Zentradi warriors.

Mail corp is owned by the present Viscount Rothermere is it not? And it (and the the then Viscount Rothermere) was an ardent supporter of Hitler in the 30s, for our Cousins in the thread's enlightenment. It's a nasty, poisonous rag. Rothermere also owns the Metro.

Seriously, NOTHING is right wing enough for the Mail. Nothing.

Look, world, I know I'm not going to get a jetpack, or fly to work like George Jetson, I get it. But for fuck's sake, can I not just at the very least have a Syd Mead type cars to drive around in? Please? The future is fucking shit, throw me a bone, willya?