Murphy's > Guinness, and this proves it.

I'm not praising that pie-faced shitsack for anything, ever. He'd put every last gay couple in the workhouse if he thought it would bring back all the UKIP voters.

The CoE has been rather embarrassed about all that nasty 'God' business for a while now, anyway, and is in fact somewhat more secular and to the left of the Labour party as far as I can tell...

(It's still a good thing, don't get me wrong. I just think the evil fucks did it as a vote-winner, not because they, you know, care)

Aye, most of the furious teeth-gnashing and strident pearl-clutching has been from folks elsewhere, from what I've seen today (though we've still got a few of our own, home-grown bigots posting poorly-constructed rants about the shop).

It's a sop to progressives while they carry on stealing and destroying everything. It was pushed for by their partners in crime the Lib Dems as well. They all want burned at the stake so we can start again.

That's enough. Fin.

What did you expect from the most user-hostile comment system known to man?

Because Kinja is hateful, and the work of malicious, trickster gods who would destroy us all.

Has it made you smarter? We need hard data.

I once met a guy called 'Dogshit Dave'. When I asked him WHY(the fuck) he was called Dogshit Dave, he said, 'Because nobody else is'.

It behooves you to upgrade. That will be $10 please.

There's clearly going to be an accident, caused by a sloppy install job (say, there's a love-triangle between the sexy, but ice-cold boss, and two of the roughneck balloon-jocks), and a stray electrical current will reanimate a Monstrous Evil.

By the time we're mining helium on the moon, we won't need generator blimps, mind.

I'm pretty sure this thing was built for Zentradi warriors.

Mail corp is owned by the present Viscount Rothermere is it not? And it (and the the then Viscount Rothermere) was an ardent supporter of Hitler in the 30s, for our Cousins in the thread's enlightenment. It's a nasty, poisonous rag. Rothermere also owns the Metro.

Seriously, NOTHING is right wing enough for the Mail. Nothing.

Look, world, I know I'm not going to get a jetpack, or fly to work like George Jetson, I get it. But for fuck's sake, can I not just at the very least have a Syd Mead type cars to drive around in? Please? The future is fucking shit, throw me a bone, willya?

Has it made you smarter?

Spoon handles are much better than butter knives ;)