Surely one pays taxes on everything one buys?

Not for the pedestrian.

In my experience, the worst culprits are the luycra-clad wankers who have spent an order of magnitude more on kit than this sensible little list. Yellowjackets, I call 'em.

Always.

I usually lose tyre levers, and end up using spoons.

I use a cheap LED torch and two jubilee clips. Harder for assholes to remove when the bike's parked, and costs almost nothing, given the build quality of cheap bike lights, it's a far better option.

Anyone else up for an orgy of bloodletting?

Jackson Pollock?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-t…

I have :(

I'm left handed. However, if I'm, uh, usin' my hand to do that, I use my right. Does that make me more or less intelligent? Or blind, or what?

Dead ringer.

That's fuckin' proper wrong, that, like.

That thing is RIDICULOUSLY expensive, but... Fuck, Yeah.

I wouldn't. See that little bit of white at the left? Bud rot. That shit tastes nasty...

There are cats and dogs on Vega?

Well, to be fair to your mother, Harry Potter is fucking terrible...

As a a one-time teenager, and now the proud(?) owner of a contemporary model, if the only smells that come out of your teenagers' bedroom are sulphur & garlic, you're getting off pretty fucking lightly...

Neither Marx, nor Engels were ever in charge of anything, for fuck's sake.

I'd argue that should read 'Much Rapid So Speed'.