Yeah, it was posted, like, yesterday or something.

I fucking well hope so.

Yup. No way the rider, OR the observers, should know if the device is even powered on.

Depressingly true...

That's called 'ex post facto' legislation, and you aren't allowed to do it. For good reason. I was mainly winding you up, because you sound like an irate teabagger, but you do have a point; go buy a vintage car, and drive that. You have my full support in this endeavour. However, safety legislation is not a…

Trucks have a hell of a lot more mass to accelerate/decelerate. So let's make it fair: automatic tickets for folks cutting in on the minimum safety exclusion zone in front of trucks, as well as for truckers tailgating. The tech is there to do it, no problem. Snapshot of the plates to local law enforcement. Dead easy.…

What of the freedom of others not to be involved in an accident caused by your unsafe shitbox plowing into them? Safety standards are there for a reason, it's not just a communist plot, you know...

I've seen those little beasties trundle happily over muddy ground that stymied a Nissan Patrol. I love 'em.

This is a wondrous, beautiful thing. It is truly inspired.

My favourite too. Truly the OG.

Thomas the Tank Engine mixes into everything. Seriously.

My dad had a Beetle that souns a lot like this; bigger engine, discs, trick suspension and so forth, but it also had a 3-speed semi-auto box if I recall.

GTA: Monaco needs to be a thing. Come on, Rockstar, sort it the fuck out.

Awww, man, I love airships.

Rotties are lovely dogs. My friend has a huge, lumering 11-stone Cujo-alike rottweiler who just wants to be a good boy, bless him. He gets stuck in corners sometimes, especially if the walls are white. Once his peripheral vision is just full of blank wall, his brain just kinda freezes, and he has to be reversed out by…

If there's anywhere we need some goddamn grammar police, it's in an article about Lego bricks. 'Legos' makes me wince...

Yeah, that's right. Piss off the nascent AIs, why doncha?

This is why kids have pet hamsters, see? Useful educational tool, a dead hamster.

Dried. Salted. Sea. Cucumber. That is all.

Hmmmm. Interesting.