Clam Jam

*points and makes ululating Bodysnatcher sound*

This side of the pond has been quite pleasant, as it goes. Rained a bit, but mainly on the end of the country that voted for the government, so...

Well, quite.

Please keep us informed. Remember though: sometimes weird food is just weird, horrible food.

I believe a a 350 goes in 'em with moderate ease, aye.

I have a tendency to factor in 'Fuck, yeah, that's AWESOME!'. but I'm not very good at buying things.

I once had a profoundly drunk German try to tell me a joke. It wasn't funny.

Surely that's THEIR fault, not his?

'kinja please help' is the most redundant phrase in the English language...

My motto is: 'If I bodge it, that fucker STAYS bodged'. Fixed is fixed, man.

BECAUSE DECORATED RACECAR IN A GIANT FUCKING HAT

I've had a green laser shone through the windows and bounced off the mirror opposite. Fuckin aye, it's bright. The scatter looked like a firework went off, but without the bang. I'm glad I wasn't looking out the window at the time.

I've had dickhead students shining them through my windows from the halls across the way. I'd lock the little shits up for that, never mind actual moving things made of metal travelling at speed. Wankers.

LALALALAAAA NOT LISTENIIIIINGGGG!!!

No. This film never. Actually. Happened. Okay?

I wouldn't drink that no matter how many drugs you put in it.

Dear god, why...

Well, if delicious & fancy food unfortunately makes you ill, at the very least you should get a day off work as a consolation prize.

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