Wait, is that an actual thing? Why has the rest of the world not nuked America yet just because of this?

The thrust of your argument vis a vis root-beer float is lost on me, due to the whole 'tasting like fucking Germolene' thing. Blech. If sassafrass is to be used for stuff, surely making MDMA out of it rather than nasty soda-pop is more useful?

Isn't there a picture of a bear with an intimate itching problem reserved for this very scenario?

Pffft. No room for Gen-Xers in Audi's Brave New Beards n Tats Future. Begone, with your politicised music and your5 DIY ethos! Fie! Fie, I say!

Sexy German cousin, who is waaaaayyyy hotter.

My guess is he took the Quattroporte in for an oil change and got a sense of what the repair bills would be like. Then this happened.

I shpend a proporshion of every day talking like that. Connery pronunshiashion ish good for the shoul, you know.

RACING SERIES!!!

I've met stock VWs before would kill you with CO poisoning on any day, hot or cold, at the drop of a hat.

I wanna see pictures of the machines that make engines that big.

AAAAAAAAH!

A basic contradiction between socialism and China's government does, though.

My VW NEVER did that...

Lose the 'highlights' (AKA Gawker's vestigial remains of its comment ghetto), and for fuck's sake make it so I only need to press the back button once to get back to the main page.

(I'd prefer a MKIII 2-door saloon anyways)_

Well, if you put it like that...

Eeeh. I love Cortinas.

Chuck it out and put a modern 4-cyl in. ~200bhp without induction and significantly less weight.

50/50? WTF is wrong with you people? Fords of this vintage command high prices this side of the pond. 12500 of your currency units is a fucking bargain for a V8 sleeper with extra oddness. I like it.

1970s Things I Cannot Have.