Machine-gun roof-hatch? I'm sold. Reminds me of an Austin K9 with a radio box of which I have fond memories. Aaaah, I miss the past...

Now they just have to not call it 'Gumpert'.

Far too much money. There are much nicer trim levels on Alfas than that horrid plastic dash.

How are they going to sell them? 'Slowly', with a bit of luck.

That's how I did my turkey too. Takes a good 6 months on top of that as well though, I reckon.

Pepperpot wheels, swoopy, red Alfa curves - sorry, you were saying something about Zee Germans?

Mad in the head = Good in the bed

You mean you don't have facebook? It's full of loons, you are bound to be able to pick some up for yourself...

~Oh, aye, I was mainly being glib for effect. It's a monumental clusterfuck. Hopefully, It'll help make Cameron a one-termer though.

But we've all got lots of lovely new lakes here now! Conveniently placed in affluent Berkshire, so everyone can afford a boat! Bonus!

Decontented is such a bleak word. I prefer stripper.

Nah, you're good for those too ;)

It's genetic. You're born with it.

I love stupid old broken things. But for 2000 currency units, I could buy a stupid old thing that hasn't quite broken yet, so no.

You never read a history of the LAPD? It makes James Ellroy look like Sesame St. how come you're grey these days, BTW?

Well, how the fuck could any guy who thought, 'if we strap enough engines to it, it'll work' possibly be wrong?

Fuck me. I've got what's known in local parlance as a massive heid, but wow.

There's something about that pic, like the world has fucked up, and that scruffy little bug knows exactly where it's going, it's just everything else has screwed the pooch...

At first glance, that can easily be misread as 'grossout'

Are they tackling evo-psych next?