Well, it's all about bums on seats, ducky, not your mucky ladyparts. I know it's cinema, not theatre, but heavens above, the rules apply to the proles as well...

See, now Petrolicious is how you design a website: clean, simple, beautiful photography, and a comment system that isn't actively hostile...

Saw the picture, clicked the button. Yes.

Want to be safe AND AWESOME, you mean, surely?

How about beating people to death, shooting unarmed, restrained suspects, storming into the wrong houses guns blazing on a no-knock warrant? Just off the top of my head, here...

I don't think so, no. Authoritarian mindset doesn't really process stuff like that well.

Yes, but, seeing as there's a list, maybe adding more things to it isn't all that great an idea?

The hell you say. That's going in my dirty martini.

Drunk Soup. Breakfast of Champions. I'd prefer Encona yellow pepper sauce (bits are fine in a bloody mary. Especially bits of chilli), though.

No they weren't, they were stupid bloody theatre designed to make people afraid.

Shit, 90% of them have no business making pizza.

Upside?

Thigh fillets beat breast hands-down every damn time. Especially in curries. Oooooh, fuck, yeah...

You ever lived with/near chickens? Those noisy, territorial, constantly-escaping bastards are your enemies

I thought to you, our Colonial Cousins, deep fried is natural flavour... ?

The best hand me down car? The one that you, personally got handed to you, obviously.

That could be dealt with by making children scared and telling them to hide under their desks?

My bet is none, similar to the NSA's shenanigans success record.

Don't forget the SS Montgomery: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richar…

I think calling the Old Bill is a good idea for that lewd-insky pun...