Not as much as you'll hate the next one.

I wouldn't drink that no matter how many drugs you put in it.

Dear god, why...

Well, if delicious & fancy food unfortunately makes you ill, at the very least you should get a day off work as a consolation prize.

Divide By Zero Error

Wait, is that an actual thing? Why has the rest of the world not nuked America yet just because of this?

The thrust of your argument vis a vis root-beer float is lost on me, due to the whole 'tasting like fucking Germolene' thing. Blech. If sassafrass is to be used for stuff, surely making MDMA out of it rather than nasty soda-pop is more useful?

Isn't there a picture of a bear with an intimate itching problem reserved for this very scenario?

But.. But... Nibiru!!1!1

Pffft. No room for Gen-Xers in Audi's Brave New Beards n Tats Future. Begone, with your politicised music and your5 DIY ethos! Fie! Fie, I say!

Sexy German cousin, who is waaaaayyyy hotter.

Well, that and intentionally ruining security software, viz. RSA.

The problem there is, the NSA's shenanigans have most likely made the Carders' and the Skiddies' jobs that much easier, as they have intentionally degraded security software for years now.

My guess is he took the Quattroporte in for an oil change and got a sense of what the repair bills would be like. Then this happened.

I shpend a proporshion of every day talking like that. Connery pronunshiashion ish good for the shoul, you know.

RACING SERIES!!!

I've met stock VWs before would kill you with CO poisoning on any day, hot or cold, at the drop of a hat.

I wanna see pictures of the machines that make engines that big.

A working version of Kinja that isn't hateful.

I am SO down with this.