AAAAAAAAH!

A basic contradiction between socialism and China's government does, though.

My VW NEVER did that...

Lose the 'highlights' (AKA Gawker's vestigial remains of its comment ghetto), and for fuck's sake make it so I only need to press the back button once to get back to the main page.

(I'd prefer a MKIII 2-door saloon anyways)_

Well, if you put it like that...

Eeeh. I love Cortinas.

Chuck it out and put a modern 4-cyl in. ~200bhp without induction and significantly less weight.

50/50? WTF is wrong with you people? Fords of this vintage command high prices this side of the pond. 12500 of your currency units is a fucking bargain for a V8 sleeper with extra oddness. I like it.

1970s Things I Cannot Have.

Machine-gun roof-hatch? I'm sold. Reminds me of an Austin K9 with a radio box of which I have fond memories. Aaaah, I miss the past...

Now they just have to not call it 'Gumpert'.

Far too much money. There are much nicer trim levels on Alfas than that horrid plastic dash.

How are they going to sell them? 'Slowly', with a bit of luck.

That's how I did my turkey too. Takes a good 6 months on top of that as well though, I reckon.

Pepperpot wheels, swoopy, red Alfa curves - sorry, you were saying something about Zee Germans?

Mad in the head = Good in the bed

You mean you don't have facebook? It's full of loons, you are bound to be able to pick some up for yourself...

~Oh, aye, I was mainly being glib for effect. It's a monumental clusterfuck. Hopefully, It'll help make Cameron a one-termer though.

But we've all got lots of lovely new lakes here now! Conveniently placed in affluent Berkshire, so everyone can afford a boat! Bonus!