Decontented is such a bleak word. I prefer stripper.

Nah, you're good for those too ;)

It's genetic. You're born with it.

I love stupid old broken things. But for 2000 currency units, I could buy a stupid old thing that hasn't quite broken yet, so no.

You never read a history of the LAPD? It makes James Ellroy look like Sesame St. how come you're grey these days, BTW?

Well, how the fuck could any guy who thought, 'if we strap enough engines to it, it'll work' possibly be wrong?

Fuck me. I've got what's known in local parlance as a massive heid, but wow.

There's something about that pic, like the world has fucked up, and that scruffy little bug knows exactly where it's going, it's just everything else has screwed the pooch...

At first glance, that can easily be misread as 'grossout'

Are they tackling evo-psych next?

Well, it's all about bums on seats, ducky, not your mucky ladyparts. I know it's cinema, not theatre, but heavens above, the rules apply to the proles as well...

See, now Petrolicious is how you design a website: clean, simple, beautiful photography, and a comment system that isn't actively hostile...

Saw the picture, clicked the button. Yes.

Want to be safe AND AWESOME, you mean, surely?

How about beating people to death, shooting unarmed, restrained suspects, storming into the wrong houses guns blazing on a no-knock warrant? Just off the top of my head, here...

I don't think so, no. Authoritarian mindset doesn't really process stuff like that well.

Yes, but, seeing as there's a list, maybe adding more things to it isn't all that great an idea?

The hell you say. That's going in my dirty martini.

Drunk Soup. Breakfast of Champions. I'd prefer Encona yellow pepper sauce (bits are fine in a bloody mary. Especially bits of chilli), though.

No they weren't, they were stupid bloody theatre designed to make people afraid.