That's how I did my turkey too. Takes a good 6 months on top of that as well though, I reckon.

Pepperpot wheels, swoopy, red Alfa curves - sorry, you were saying something about Zee Germans?

'Radical ass legislation' Isn't that sodomy laws?

Actually, when I see religious debate type shows here in the UK (can't remember what that one on a Sunday is called off the top of my head), I'm always pleasantly surprised at how tolerant, progressive, and generally sensible most of the folks on there are.

What boils libertarians' piss about the real world is that it works in practice, but not in theory.

Nooooooo! They are called LEGO. This is why we can't have nice things...

Another post-apoc, Mad-Max style effort worth a look is Kranburn. Splendidly sweary and violent: http://kranburn.thewebcomic.com/comics/874567/…

Mad in the head = Good in the bed

You mean you don't have facebook? It's full of loons, you are bound to be able to pick some up for yourself...

It's good. That & Shockwave Rider have loads of werdly off-kilter prescience that seems dated & quaint now, but still somehow spot-on.

~Oh, aye, I was mainly being glib for effect. It's a monumental clusterfuck. Hopefully, It'll help make Cameron a one-termer though.

But we've all got lots of lovely new lakes here now! Conveniently placed in affluent Berkshire, so everyone can afford a boat! Bonus!

Fuck. Right. Off. That is all.

Don't do coke and then try and watch a movie. And Sailor Jerry's is awful.

Anyone who has been on the Tube in July can tell you that it is not, in fact, cooler down below. I'm pretty sure it's acceptable to punch anyone who says that in the face.

So's the Daily Mail.

Decontented is such a bleak word. I prefer stripper.

Nah, you're good for those too ;)

Renault made a Mini Crosstour thingummy and filled it with elastic bands? What, a remote-controlled plane? I see. Well, okay.

It's genetic. You're born with it.