I love stupid old broken things. But for 2000 currency units, I could buy a stupid old thing that hasn't quite broken yet, so no.

Don't forget Goebbels.

Fascism may have had the best uniforms, but, by god, Stalinism had the best curtains...

And the Gentleman Loser's barman...

You never read a history of the LAPD? It makes James Ellroy look like Sesame St. how come you're grey these days, BTW?

Well, how the fuck could any guy who thought, 'if we strap enough engines to it, it'll work' possibly be wrong?

Fuck me. I've got what's known in local parlance as a massive heid, but wow.

There's something about that pic, like the world has fucked up, and that scruffy little bug knows exactly where it's going, it's just everything else has screwed the pooch...

At first glance, that can easily be misread as 'grossout'

"The Most Astounding Airships, Dirigibles and Zeppelins in History"

Fuck's sake. Goddamn Zeno spoiling everything again...

Are they tackling evo-psych next?

Well, it's all about bums on seats, ducky, not your mucky ladyparts. I know it's cinema, not theatre, but heavens above, the rules apply to the proles as well...

What I said, aye.

Typo: you missed out the 'n'.

I have heard the 'sooooo, where are these so-called 'transitional fossils', then?' argument beautifully and elegantly destroyed thusly: 'In the British Museum. if you ask nicely, they will not only show you them, but give you an explanation as well'.

Oh, come on, you know full well Buddha's pillowy moobs would be FAR more comforting than Aryan Jesus's manly pecs...

Gnostic, eh?

Shitting in his hand and flinging it at Ham would have been a perfectly valid rebuttal.

Pretty much.