Why not?

See, now Petrolicious is how you design a website: clean, simple, beautiful photography, and a comment system that isn't actively hostile...

I do not need an algorithm to be a self-indulgent braggart on the internet for me...

But that is a specific religious doctrine, is it not? Unless you average out all the creation myths, and use that as a general guideline (at which point, you've invented another religion anyway).

Bullshit, you didn't. If you've read this blog for more than a couple of weeks, you knew exactly what kind of attention you'd garner. Poe's law is strong in this one, folks...

I can see the usual proponents of creationism going fucking mental if they did.

Saw the picture, clicked the button. Yes.

Just re-living my horror at having to study German for a year. I preferred French & Latin.

"I did German to a very basic level"

Want to be safe AND AWESOME, you mean, surely?

How about beating people to death, shooting unarmed, restrained suspects, storming into the wrong houses guns blazing on a no-knock warrant? Just off the top of my head, here...

I don't think so, no. Authoritarian mindset doesn't really process stuff like that well.

Yes, but, seeing as there's a list, maybe adding more things to it isn't all that great an idea?

Only now?

The hell you say. That's going in my dirty martini.

Drunk Soup. Breakfast of Champions. I'd prefer Encona yellow pepper sauce (bits are fine in a bloody mary. Especially bits of chilli), though.

No they weren't, they were stupid bloody theatre designed to make people afraid.

Shit, 90% of them have no business making pizza.

Upside?

Thigh fillets beat breast hands-down every damn time. Especially in curries. Oooooh, fuck, yeah...