SQUEEE! I defy anyone not to love that. Does Torchinsky know it exists?

That sounds Lamborghini as fuck, that does.

It's like a capitalist Tatra!

My last dentist drove a Noble. My new dentist is this tiny, insanely hot Portuguese woman. I don't care if she rides a skateboard, I think I love her.

The Platonic Ideal.

"A squid eating dough, in a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous, got me?"

Exactly. Form letter for protest below:

So's 'cowboy hipster', but both these things exist, sadly...

You are correct; that pipe is useless for crack (or meth, MDMA, or any other smokeable chems). You're gonna want more airflow than that, believe me.

Agreed. i just said exactly this.

Rear 3/4 view? Luuuuuurrrrveley. Face? Weird, blind cave-fish in Audi drag.

I love it, but CP.

Clearly a viking boat.

I was fine with it until I saw it's stupid face. 'Yay, it's all curvy and beautiful like a new 2000g- WAAAAGGH!' (pukes)

Know what's good in steak sandwiches? Skirt. Much-maligned and ignored, but if treated like a steak and cooked medium-rare, the grain of the meat means you can slice it thin and produce meltingly delicious slices of bloody, pink flesh. Or it braises like a fucking champ, too. Seek it out. Cook things with it. Don't…

This is the perfect distillation of Tolkien.

Well, you're not having mine, so at least one.

Well well. I shoulda known better than to call out someone called 'insertbullets' really... ;)

Looks more like a Vickers to me.

Seriously, I guarantee I can score for a free piano about as fast as I could buy a gram of coke (if not be paid to take it away), but I looked on Ebay last week for Marinas and nearly fell off my chair at the prices. Three. Fucking. Grand. That's pounds, not dollars...