What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

9 seconds, second video, he so badly wanted to smell his hand

Yeah, all the coaching in the world and you're just not going to beat the Warriors with Kyrie Irving—and I don't want to get too coach speak-y here—completely fucking sucking.

How’s it going, Grandma’s Facebook account?

“You’re with me, velour.”

As a Rangers fan, your comment gives me an erection.

Fetty WARP

Oh, so when La Russa squeezes into a booth unannounced, he’s “defending the truth.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “not welcome in this IHOP anymore.”

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

Thanks Obama!

And they can pull in the Annies, too! A pal and I were waiting out a rain delay in the Cell’s bleachers. We entertained ourselves by watching a couple of Detroit’s “finest” jersey-chasers throw themselves at the Tigers’ bullpen catcher. While I was shouting my praise/admiration for such an accomplishment with nary a…

you can't spell fun without an F and a U, bro.

Danny Ainge’s liquor cabinet would be a better GM than Phil Jackson.

Damn, that’s hall of fame level kinja comment

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Also, I'm not fond of some of their haircuts.

I mustache you not grab me with 1 second left sir.

I won’t be happy till he’s got a chinstrap