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“largely based on an accumulation of data”

Sad you will never get yours.

“Slap Ass!”

I think he meant Tiffany.

The point isn’t as simple as the studios losing money. It’s all the people who get residuals who lose money; people who aren’t always necessarily multi-millionaires. If you steal the result of people’s hard work, you’re stealing from people.

Much much much weirder. And better.

I saw The Lure last year at Sundance. It is incredibly fun, truly weird, and the musical numbers are mostly really good. About 2/3rds through, things fall apart a bit, and things go from loopy to just not really making sense, even in the bizarro world the film creates. It also has that extra bonus of feeling like a

Now we’re just floundering around.

tl; dr, mate.

I’m pretty sure that in this scenario, Putin is the Bear and Trump is his Twink.

Man, that sequel to Goonies just took way too long to come together.

Man, check out the gills on November.

Here’s the full clip, if you need that in your life.

Laughed so hard I cried tears of shame.

Best. Pickup line. Ever.

In fairness, I think we should keep in mind that Ryan Lochte is incredibly stupid.

His favorite book is probably Ken Norton Hears a Hoo

“I’d still jerk off to it.”

Oh Fernando! What a time that was! Nineteen Eighty-One! I remember talking to Fernando after his 5th start. I said, “Well, you’re sure fooling them out there.” Valenzuela, he looked me right in the eye and said “Vincent, it is simplicity itself to fool a man who wants to be fooled. If he wants to be fooled, he will