What the fuck did I get myself into.....

Some say that they’re intense or they’re insane.

For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

Wow, you can use a computer.

Does that make Luke Walton his Liam?

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Not with that attitude you can’t.

Nixon was evil but he wasn’t ignorant.
W was ignorant but he wasn’t evil.
The incoming combo is #unpresidented

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

The best way to confront aggression is to face it head on.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I don’t think you can play him in the outfield. I know it’s the World Series, and I know it’s the Cubs in the World Series, but you risk giving up an awful lot on defense even apart from the potential of a re-injury. Let’s not forget this team won 103 games (well, technically 101) without Schwarber. Have him be the…

Wow. I always thought Ford Field was heated.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.