A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

You mean Meg Trump.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

Everything is wrong with Pearl Jam.

Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it.

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

I couldn’t help but read it in the voice of Cookie Monster. But I have a 4 year old, so...

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

I think it’s called the Tim Kaine Special.

What and be late, like a sucker?!

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Yeah, Pippen and Rodman look so much more “dignified”, right?

Malia Obama should not be present in the White House that day.

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

Muhammad Smalli

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.