Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

Josh Oshinsky: Great, hours of editing right down the toilet.

Harrison emailed us the idea for Cardinal Numbers near the beginning of the season, and asked if he could do one installment if they lost to the Nationals. So, we let him. Harrison’s a good reader.

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

This is so accurate that I fell asleep reading it halfway through.

Your form is all wrong man.

If I could only hear Vin Scully break this down...someone please type how Vin would describe it....

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

You just made George Will shudder with delight.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.