The good news is the concessions stands there now offer precisely two Rocky Mountain oysters.

She also had a large fake potted plant next to her door, Botham of course didn’t. 

Hey, kids, you can say what you want but watch what you say don’t be mean but it’s not the school’s job to police your language but make sure you tell the truth but hey there I work for a liar and mean guy but wait it doesn’t count unless he says it to your face right ok hey did I tell you about my yacht my luggage!

This feels like the exactly correct response.

“HALP MAGIC BLACK MAN!”

“It seems wild that a team coming off its first playoff appearance in 14 years could be teetering on the brink of an internal collapse,”

I respect his love for his brother, but most likely Kean just is not very good.

Collins said, “That’s why it’s important that we have testimony under oath with a lot of questions asked of both of them.”

A former Gawker writer (and current Splinter employee) told us once that being a Nazi shouldn’t disqualify a person from being hired. What’s the big deal?

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I mean, the GOP wouldn’t have a problem nominating Walter White if he just agreed to adhere to their platform.

Did you write this comment about Tyrod Taylor?

Just like your Idiot in Chief, you are too rock stupid to use the “Salem Witch Trials” as a proper analogy.

The best part is that can mean both someone who murdered while they were a teen, or someone who just murders teens!

You had 8 years to come up with a burn, and that’s the one you went with?

Um, I’m pretty sure stealing a QBing job was the central plot of the original Ace Ventura film.

Live look at Davis in the bills locker room.

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

Of course Gruden is competent. Lots of people have seen him on TV.