It’s one thing to do some chirping (a pretty damn childish thing, but still), and it’s another thing altogether to intentionally call a ball that far outside a strike, just to be petty. That’s pretty much a fireable offense to me. 

“Death toll? It’s made up by the Dems! Now, if you’ll excuse me....”

Oh no they wouldn’t, because:

It’s true, Albert, you really are the price of shot.

How about a vegan who doesn’t tell you they’re a vegan?

Hey, when it comes to the Opioid Epidemic, Jim Irsay is an expert.

Someone give this fucking fascist a bloody nose, please. Then have him apologize to you for forcing you to do it.

Both of y’all are me.  We all really did have the same childhood.

I bet even Nathan's mom thinks he stinks out loud.

Happened two days in a row. That’s no accident.

There is no such thing as a ‘good’ “law enforcement” officer.

Because it’s probably not their defining characteristic as a people. We have incestuous people who will eat fried butter, but it would be offensive to visit a Canadian and be told “Hey, if you’re hungry I can drop some Land O Lakes in the fryer, you cousin fucker.”

They’re saying we’ll be getting 50+ MPH winds here in Raleigh.  We’ll lose power and have stressed out pets, but I think overall the city should be fine.  Fingers crossed.  Hope you already went to the store because I have never seen Food Lion like that yesterday.  Stay safe.  

I... would disagree. I think most people aren’t using Pro. That said, happy to write a separate guide for those that are. :)

No! He didn’t, did he? WTF?

Ugh. What a complete shit. I’d love to hear how his supporters would spin this completely out of touch statement into some paean of virtuous patriotism.

He really doesn’t do a good job of explaining what he means. He needs to stop stallin’ and get to the point.

And why is she screaming?

White people feel like they can punch you in the face and then turn decide how much it hurt you.