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Someone upthread already said it:   He’d be on trial for murdering a police officer.

Some crazy woman broke into his house. If he had shot her, how would he be getting treated right now?

SEVENTY. MILLION. DOLLARS.

I’ve been in the Army. This is bullshit. 

Maybe if beat cops weren’t so busy with their broken windows policing and relentless harassing of minorities for minor offenses, homicide detectives might find people more eager to talk.

Oh no I’m bullet proof on that, everyone loves middle aged ladies who who get on with Mary Jane. It can be a film starring Jennifer Lawrence in like 20 years.

You make a compelling argument - for getting rid of replay all together and speeding up football. (Yeah, I’ve become one of those no-replay jamokes.)

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

Ninety percent of Belichick’s success is just showing up against guys like this, because the league is full of them.

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

Please direct any and all fantasy football news to barryp@deadspin.com 

I regret only having one star to give; this made me giggle.

Is it really a coup if the leader is too stupid to notice?

Sorry, I meant congress, but you’re right specifically the house. Blast!

Drew, one of these years you’re gonna have win-loss record predictions that actually add up to a .500 total. One of these years, no doubt.

Right and if that demographic didn’t show up to the polls in the number that they normally would, you have a drastic shift. Given how little difference there was between candidates, you have a really good chance of the 29% for Pressley and the 33% undecided shifting the election.

But on Wednesday afternoon in particular, he spent at least part of his time at the White House with the Emir of Kuwait spewing his complaints about veteran journalist Bob Woodward’s explosive new book about the administration.