Maybe we should park an empty Hooters Honey Wagon outside the White House and see what we catch.

I think once the state charges come in he'll sing like a boid. That ostrich leather motherfucker doesn't want to die in an orange jumpsuit and jailhouse slides.

You’ve never been around cows. They come running the second they hear whoever it is that feeds them. 

Suing for a recount on a vote that you won? That’s a Becky

Thanks for filling in the blanks for me. For some reason i always remembered that farmer saying his crops were all ruined, and a farmworker then explaining one can’t just pick all the tomatoes off the plant at once, but i was blurry on a lot of the details. thanks again, have a good day.

The worse thing about this “experiment” is that they already knew what syphilis would do the human body because there were loads of research on it (remember, syphilis has been around pre-Napoleon). The reason for this, and the only reason: they wanted to see what it would do to the Black body because they believe(d)…

This is definitely McCarron, right?

#RiggedWitchHunt

Rivalry with Jez?

Arbeit Macht Frei Crab Legs.

Whitlock heard the word "pizza" and was immediately onboard.

Well, if Jason Whitlock is defending him, then he must be a go........

i feel bad for our country. But this is lukewarm, cardboard textured content.

On behalf of white feminists everywhere, it’s my honour to accept this award. We work hard to be intersectional but we also want our accolades and to keep our privilege. We’d like to thank all of the voters, especially the alt-righters who helped push us over the top. We despise them, but also depend on them to join…

I bet turtles are pissed. Some of them are cute and just want to eat leafy greens. They don’t deserve him.

Foolproof solution, with no downside or potential for abuse, as I’m sure we all agree.

Elba is too old to play Bond now anyway, and his acting style is too similar to Criag’s too. Part of the point of Bond’s recasting is so that each new actor will bring a different style of acting to the character. We’ve done angsty grim, time to move onto something more upbeat. Why not an Anglo-Indian actor. The UK’s…

“When Oregon was granted statehood in 1859, it was the only state in the Union admitted with a constitution that forbade black people from living, working, or owning property there. It was illegal for black people even to move to the state until 1926. ” (Article 1, Section 35, Oregon constitution)

I feel like someone should record this speech and just blast it at 11 outside the chancellors house and office anytime she’s there.