Good. It’s time to stop rewriting history by celebrating evil, treasonous losers.

Puerto Rico’s really taken it in the nuts this year. 

Mmm, yeah, fanning him with your hat is going to make the kid feel better.

ETA: the hand wringing over this whole lot of potential nothing is funny as hell.

I DGAF what she runs for. I’ll wish her good luck and be done with it.

Russell Wilson makes Cam Newton look like Malcolm X.

I imagine after Jordan Peterson helped Pete Carroll clean his room, he found even more Loose Change. 

This is low key brutal:

If John Wick can get a tailored suit that stops bullets, my child deserves the same technology.

“On the other hand...”

Even with the ceramic insert, it’ll only stop one round dead-on. Maybe two. Maybe.

Our senior DI impressed this upon my BCT class many, many times; he’d been on something like four combat tours in Iraq (I signed up in 2009, when I was 27), and had taken two shots in quick succession to the chest plate of his gear.

The…

What a coincidence! My wife has been avoiding my sacred space for a couple weeks now…

I confess, I brought voters in on buses from Jezebel.

Now I’m expecting Black Comey to show up an announce he’s reopened the investigation into White Feminists’ emails.

“He totally mailed that in!”

Tyreek Hill beat that coverage like it was his pregnant girlfriend

Aw hell yeah, that’s what I like to see