Yup. I’d argue that most don’t even know what it’s for anyway. And with an automatic, I see little use beyond the mechanics office.

It shrinks?

The Greendale Humans!

The other day I went to see the Wall Street Bull. Line to take a picture with its testicles was longer than the head...

I believe it... (Sorta)

I heart you.

Who said “zero traction”?

He didn’t say the truck had “NO traction”. He said “I don’t exactly believe the semi was getting much help”; which concedes it was giving some help, as even you conceded.

Called it

I was working for this angle, but you did it right.

I think they delayed full implementation, again, because, always...

I’m debating going this weekend. The only warm place on the east coast!

I just checked Google Maps; it will take 8 days to walk there...

If you think today is cold, just look at the temperatures for Saturday night...

It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.

Pre-pay basically became standard about 10+ years ago when gas prices spiked and there were so many drive offs. Even tho the higher prices have normalized, we still must pre-pay all the time.

I hope this one make the traffic list!

You know what I find funny; all these reports of ‘suspicious activity’ being picked up by the real estate companies, reclassifying the neighborhood as dangerous, and driving down their property values...

When are you gonna find time to eat?

My buddy was super into ripping the audio tracks of movies to a portable player from the day it could technologically be accomplished. Always said I would, but still haven’t. Even tho I will frequently put on a movie I can recite from memory to do housework.