Who needs football when you have the NFL.

Good, good.

I bet she slept with the groomsman!

And was invited to many friend’s marriages.

They’ll be kept under “supervision”, according to her brief line before immediately trying to change the subject.

She gets a little evasive on that with the “yes, some people will need supervision” line, then quickly changes the subject.

Also, the mentally ill can’t always be successfully treated.

Since Kinja refuses to load, I’ll put this in its own comment rather than an edit:

Arrest you and put you where? A local jail is still a jail. Maybe I’m mistaken, but I believe she’s talking about the whole carceral enchilada. If you tell a cop who’s trying to stop you from kicking somebody’s ass to fuck off, then what?

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today

Yeah....no.

....can pizza companies just shut the fuck up and sell me pizza? I mean, I hate Trump and Nazis and all that shit and whatever Papa John’s real name is he can fuck off, but I really don’t give a shit what any pizza company thinks about Nazis. Like, unless there’s a pizza company called “Papa Hitler’s Pizza”, I really…

Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.

“So I *hiccup* gave a nazis the finger on twiir. I did. I wantit to say ‘hey, you nazi assholes, you want a pizza me?’ but I dint. *hiccup* I prolly should have..Have you ever tried eatin your pizzza the ‘wrong way?’ Don’t *hicup* even repeat this..bu is kinda fun. Don’t even repeat that”

I’d have to give the dumb edge to the tiki torch maker. -They- got dragged into this out of nowhere. Papa John’s was not accidental.

Both “Pizza” and tiki torch makers have had to publically make a stand against Nazi’s in 2017. I mean, come the fuck on. That is not a sentence I would have guessed I would ever have to type.

I don’t care at all about Alva Campbell’s childhood, and I think Helen Prejean is a disgusting apologist for child-rapists and people who sexually torture women.

Just to be clear, he was sentenced to death for murder, not for carjacking. That seems like a detail that a responsible journalist would go to the trouble to get right.