On the one hand, trash people should be punished, not rewarded.

You can survive cancer and still be a dumbass who’s bad at your job, you know. One really has nothing to do with the other.

You called a bank punishing you for spending more than you have “socially detrimental.”

JACKSONVILLE.

Video = I will never, ever watch or click on it.

The saddest thing about the piss tape is that only one copy exists and no one will ever be able to verify that because it’s in a safe in Putin’s office/home and it’s the kind of thing that has no power once people see it.

Rand Paul is still picking bits of grass and dead leaves out of his ribcage.

Nope. I’m talking about Bernie.

Who’s talking about Hillary?

Considering how awful her campaign was, yeah, probably.

I’m not saying anything about Hillary at all. I’m saying Sanders lost the one national contest he was in by a wide margin. No more, no less.

Are we talking about Hillary now? I thought we were talking about Bernie.

“Sanders remains among the most popular politicians in America by a long shot.”

1. He’s old as shit

Hmmm, yes, the guy who got his ass beaten by the person who lost in 2016 is definitely the right guy for 2020.

And it’s been reported (how did you find out about it in the first place, you know?) and should anything more about it come to light, that will also be reported.

Because what you just said about it is all there is to it for now, I fail to see what additional discussion about it would turn up.

I feel like her not being able to spell probably also played a role of sorts in her college search.

Also, a school refusing to allow a speaker to schedule an engagement on their campus doesn’t constitute an infringement on their freedom of expression. They’re free to express themselves on Twitter and in any park gazebo or street corner that will have them. No one HAS to conduct a business transaction to allow them…

Because you love drama and it makes for an easy substitute for having an actual personality.