Lotsa whiners a year later. Christ.

“Thanksgiving, when we are supposed to be ... not acting like selfish, atavistic pigs.”

I don’t think this plays as big a role as people assume (or maybe as it used to). Ask the average coal miner in WV or blue collar worker in AL if they think they might be rich (as in, a millionaire) one day and I don’t think you get many “yes”-es. I’d wager a lot of them HATE those rich folk for being rich.

Hey, that makes it mom’s place. Her house, her rules and if she’s OK with it, you have to outwardly be.

This. If you’re hosting and you know there’s someone who can’t help but be That Guy/That Gal, don’t invite them. It’s your place. You have that right no matter what anyone says.

In all seriousness, if Tyrod lights out for Jacksonville this off-season, the Jags could be for real next year.

He should go Full Whaley at the next presser.

Yup. It’s like being a third party listening to a cell phone conversation where people are either talking at the same time or constantly stopping at the same time so the other person can talk, resulting in dead air. Terrible. I don’t even like listening to the phone calls I’m actually involved in.

You know how someone will post a link to a cat video and within 6 replies, it’ll become a discussion about how awful Trump is? This is that, just quicker and from the other side.

“The Democrats have conspired to tank our economy for their own political gain! Sad!”

Or listen to him and Marchman try to have a buddy conversation while sitting in two separate rooms in two separate states communicating through notoriously awful technology.

Sure.

Sure.

That’s basically a commerical and yeah, that’s all fine too.

A LOT of time because of the tech. Large swaths of the US are stuck using satellite internet (!) with blazing speeds of up to 10 individual bits per minute because there’s no money in running broadband service out to where only a handful of people live.

I wouldn’t say NEVER. Every company uses price point as a tool to steal customers from their competitors.

Lol, you will not.

I love Drew’s work on Deadspin, but there’s a reason he became a writer and not a DJ or a TV host.

Hey, why get off a winner?

Internet video is for a handful of things: musical performances, animals doing animal things and drunk people accidentally hurting themselves.