He’s not hoping for the success of Trumps agenda, he’s hoping for success of the nation that is led by Trump. There’s an enormous gulf of difference here.

Start at the beginning of your disgusting history.

Trump didn’t wound the country. He’s merely the infection that has set in because we refuse to treat the wound that’s been there.

Don’t clutch those pearls too tightly. It might cause cramping in your hands.

I guess that’s one advantage to being a big fat guy.

Ikr? They did try really hard to go after Obama during his presidency, but all they could come up with was fake birther bullshit and the (gasp!) horrible scandal of Michelle wanting kids to eat more vegetables and exercise.

Uh, her death was a hoax, don’t you know? She has a body double.

I’m surprised that McNair’s fortune is from real estate, power, and finance. The way he’s going with these “apologies,” I would have sworn he was in the hand tool or excavation businesses.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

The protester jumped on the hood. This in no way excuses Wenzel’s action but it’s clearly the protester’s choice to be there. It looks like someone trying to pull off an insurance scam.

Illegally block street.

When the delivery person is “handing me a pizza box vertically” you’re sure as shit I’m going to open it up immediately (probably after saying “what the fuck are you doing?!”), knowing that it will look exactly like that.

coffee has to be the worst thing you could drink after having something that spicy.

I don’t know the answer, but I do know for a fact that you fucking nailed it.

Judging from that shot, you’ve ordered from there before and you’re a shitty tipper. Either that or the delivery guy stopped for a go on the Gravitron before heading to your place.

Counterpoint: it would take me 45 minutes at least to prepare all the ingredients for a single burrito, and it would taste like a gas station burrito.

I have a bit more counter space, and I love cooking, and I LOVE cooking pizza, but it’s NEVER as good as delivery because a) my oven doesn’t get hot enough; b) the cleanup sucks; c) the cost of a large pepperoni from my favourite joint is maaaaybe $10 more than all the ingredients needed to make a pizza at home (tax…

1: Pizza is the best goddamned food on earth.

Read the article in Mother Jones. Hillary lost because she lost Wisconsin, which screwed over all Democratic voters, i.e. “low income” voters, by implementing a horrible voter ID law that suppressed the vote enough that she lost. Stop this “Hillary was a bad candidate” because that’s not true. She WON the popular…