Maybe he’s not applying enough scotch tape?

That is a recipe for an epic Norovirus outbreak that will kill little kids and the elderly.

Three and a half million people? That’s a lot of cruise ships.

Puerto Rico has a larger population than 20 of the US States.

I think the US might better make preparations for mass migration from Puerto Rico to the mainland (in addition to rebuilding the island).

Is that him in the J. Crew ad?

Looks like Garrett Bolles to me, who can most aptly described as “someone who didn’t score high on the Wonderlic test”.

when no one claps for him, his bow tie does

Give them a break; don’t you know they still take their hats off?

True heroes. They’ve been protesting for most of the last 25 years now.

Baltimore already beat them to that

So basically the entire league is doing something during the national anthem. So can we just let Kaepernick play football again? What’s the controversy here? Houston, you’ve scored 10 points in 2 weeks and don’t own your first round pick. You could still win your garbage division. What are you even doing?

The Chicago Bears will skip fielding a competitive team.

I’m not convinced that’ll make a difference either. Ideologies, no matter how good or bad they are, are frighteningly difficult to change.

Even worse, the white players that do join will just be considered by the anthem Nazis as “libtards destroying our freedom” somehow.

I hate to put the onus on one man, bur Tom Brady is key here. He kneels, and everything goes berserk.

Melania’s theme song is Unforgiven.

Exit light, enter night pretty much sums up this entire administration.

I’m too tired to come up with something witty like the rest of these folks have, so I’ll just ask you to fuck yourself with Tom Brady’s water bottle.

Bye

Hush you. You should know that logic is not permitted here.

I’d really like to see the breakdown between automation and human effort in that productivity rocket. I’m willing to bet that timeline coincides nicely with increased automation rather than a dramatic uptick in human productivity.