Coffee, America’s most popular drug. Just say no, kids.

Nothing puts money into the industrial military coffers quite like a cold war.

Not old. Jane is just not very good at advice.

Spoiler alert: he’s gonna lose by double digits.

I attribute it specifically to the bill where he backstabbed the GOP. For a moment, idiots thought he was moving towards bipartisanship.

It’s not Jezebel or its writers: it’s Kinja. Kinja has become self aware and has started generating it’s own libelous articles in an attempt to put itself out of its misery and finally end all these horrific redesign experiments that are performed on it.

Yep. This is slander at it’s worst.

“Juan was a very nice young man who always had a smile on his face,”

As a mexican that knows about local gang violence, nobody gets killed like that for being a nice young man.

The fanboyism over a garbage rock they thought about once in 8th grade and never again will always be fascinating to me.

I literally read the interview with Jenn Kirkman yesterday, and this feels more like a way to keep people outraged and get clicks than actually trying to get the truth. The Kinja bros will love it though. Anything that feeds their hate for Jezebel makes them happy.

You’d think a former Gawker property would learn after momma was killed by the Hulkster.

I’m guessing “forced to move on” or “closed as a website” is probably a more likely outcome.

This is getting boring and a little gross. It’s reminding me of the call for unedited photos of Lena Dunham – skeevy and not what I’d expect from this site.

Arrested and charged with possession of marijuana & domestic violence (it was just a misunderstanding on the domestic violence).

Wrestling fans tend to be liberal.

Maybe Tom Cruise and Will Smith are playing with the E-Meter after hours at the Celebrity Centre?

“Here’s a question: Should you go see Mother!, the new, polarizing, bearshit-insane film written and directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem that everyone is talking about though apparently no one saw and the few who did see it had no idea what in God’s name was going on?”

If you wanna find hell with me, this movie will show you what’s it’s like.

And the slot receiver had a TD had Hoyer waited another second.

If Kap doesn’t fit into this system, that should be seen as a positive.