I think you mean “GAHRAHHPALHAAHHAGH”

Just look at the flowers, Tom.

I think the Jets’ proudest moment was when EK Enemkpali punched Geno Smith in the face and we got to stop hearing about how Geno Smith was going to carry the Jets out of the gutter.

There’s starting cold and then there’s blowing a fourth-quarter lead to an Andy Reid team.

Last year they started 3-1 despite Brady being suspended. Year before they started 10-0.

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

God damn it.

Actually, Ma’am, you lost because the election is not decided, like in democracies, by who gets the more votes, but by who wins the outdated Electoral College.

You’re totally right. And we’re going to fucking lose. Mid-terms. The next presidential election.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

I’m just glad to see an athlete borrowing Paul Pierce’s “I just glued a bunch of pubes to my face” beard.

IMO she’s his guardian trying to hide his clearly deteriorating mind. Dementia/Alzheimers/frontal lobe failure etc. Same reason she went to the G20 meeting and not Orange.  

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

Why does not watching the NFL assume that you have to replace it with watching some other sport?

**Looks at NFL Week 1 Schedule** Oh Look, Atlanta is away. Huh.

Or, you know, move to a neutral site ...

Move the game to a neutral field and play it this week. MLB just did this. It makes less $ tho and that’s why it didn’t happen

The problem is his base is not nearly big enough to get him re-elected if he continues to piss off the mainstream conservatives. Not that they’ll vote Democrat or anything, but they will just stay at home and sit on their hands on election day.

“I wrote in Bernie last November and now I’m desperately trying to justify my decision! Hey, why is everyone turning away? Don’t you know that Clinton is literally the devil? Excuse me? RUDE!”

Oh look, about blogger beating on Hillary Clinton. How fresh and unique.