Maybe have better political views and people won’t think you’re trash.

I think Minnie Driver’s line from Gross Pointe Blank is more appropriate: “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s, well, broken.”

Elway suffers from an extremely specific OCD variety where he has to have a backup quarterback who is at least 6'7". Lynch got hurt so Osweiller is here to save the dayyyyyy

Outta all the teams Kaep could help, it feels like Denver is the dumbest one for passing. Sure he’s better than anything the Jets have but they’re tanking, and other teams could use him as a back-up; but Denver with their defense and receivers are a competent QB away from being title contenders.

Hello clipboard, my old friend

The Broncos set him free and Brock came back to them. It’s true love.

Correction to the correction: Kaep should start somewhere but many NFL fans and owners are afraid of independent thoughts.

Correction: Kaep would start in Denver

Given his performance, 4.8% of what he’s owed this year still greatly exceeds his market value.

It had to end this way, didn’t it? Because why have Kaep as a backup instead of Osweiler?

“I wonder what’s different about him versus me.”—Colin Kaepernick

In other news, the Denver Zoo announced it has rescued a giraffe from a network of endangered animal traffickers based in Cleveland.

i kind of wonder how much swift’s media team pays for all this coverage?

LOL!!!!!!!!! I’m leaving this here for the inevitable swarm of The Root regulars.

The rationales given by the NFL execs are pure bovine effluvia.

But but but the charity work!1! Because apparently, that totally makes up for all the rape, assault and hazing deaths that happen every damn year.

I don’t care about the Greek system but the members of that fraternity who were complicit in the kid’s death need to go to jail. It wasn’t an accident.

The whole “greek system” is an international problem. Student organisations in higher education around the world have the same shit going on. Not just the USA. Affluenza inc.

Exactly. It just seems to bring out the absolute worst in young people who are already testing their boundaries and for most having their first time being free from home. Add to that the desire to want to belong to “something” or a pack, and even if there is a voice of reason it will be ignored in favor of the rest of…

Fall is the season Summer ends, ergo it is the best season. Fuck summer.