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This. Or maybe they say they don’t use facebook, but they secretly do. I have known at least 2 people like this.

i don’t use facebook, but this sounds very plausible based on the amount of data you say facebook has. your dad met several new members of his family but so did other people you know. plus based on the amount of information users are willing to donate, the porter name has probably been thrown around.

“Beautiful” from the Stripped album is also a guilty pleasure. You know what, who cares—I like it without shame.

I read an article on Cracked.com about how the writer thought the internet would be the thing that ends racism. Because racism is really about ignorance and fear. There are lots of people who are ignorant and prejudiced but who are fine with minorities when they interact with them. The internet should be the thing…

There were shrimps and steaks on that grill, free for the taking. That chill, little bear wasn’t going to exert itself chasing some old, stringy human meat.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

NO.

No. I think everyone reads it that way.

The human pedobear.

Texas tea party Rep. Blake Farenthold (R), who represents an area that is directly in the path of Hurricane Harvey

[Googles Blake Farenthold]

I think when you’re staring down the double barrel of Bortles-Henne, you should take a chance on damn near anyone, especially a QB with some wheels that can create something out of nothing.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

I don’t know how many more games they’d win, but I believe Kaep wouldn’t lose them as many. Does that make sense?