Ever hear of ‘6 degrees of seperation’?

So to make sure I understand this... facebook throws what amounts to a small town’s population at you over the course of a summer, you happen to recognize one last name and location out of the shotgun blast of randos that are passing through—not right away, though, after a couple of months, and only the first time…

Wrong weapon, friendo.

it’s a joke about illiteracy.

I don’t get the fucking attraction for this thing at all. It’s the equivalent of watching the Olympic decathlon gold medalist run a fucking sprint against Usain Bolt.

People will riot when, once again, Mayweather stays about 5 feet away from McGregor at all times, comes in to land his customary 3 punches per round, wins a decision and walks away smiling and then acts disgusted when the ringside reporter mentions that watching this fight was about as fun as waiting for a bus.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

May I present, this map:

I recently thought about her “I’m 160 lbs and I can still catch a dick,” bit and got mad. Dude, me too! We all in this boat. I’m 5'7" and weigh the same as her, we just photograph differently. We’re both average, I just carry my weight in my belly area and upper arm. Being marginally attractive and an average…

Dana’s top lieutenant just jumped ship to run the world surf league. True story.

The other night I watched two political commentators argue aggressively and act not too friendly to each other about Trump policies on a screen split three ways, with the host in the middle. What made this one of the more amusing political things I’ve seen lately is as the host was wrapping up the discussion, he felt…

Yeah, his criticism would have some heft if he hadn’t also promised for the past he past two years he had a great health care plan, including saying during the transition and early in his term that he had a plan nearly complete (which, of course, was a total lie).

Trump’s an asshole, but he’s kind of right here. The GOP & Trump promised repeal & replace on day 1 and the thundering dumbasses in the Congressional GOP didn’t even have a plan.

If John Mullaney asked for more money for a special, no one would care.

UFC has a broadcast TV contract with FOX and a subscription based program called UFC Fight Pass.

Your screen name is everything I need in life.

Deflection tactic. I don’t think people took issue with her negotiating for a higher pay, but she went and put herself on par with Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle - girl, bye.

Especially while Netflix is throwing cash around, get it while you can. I’m not surprised she got less though, Rock is an all time great and Chappelle (who I’m also surprised got the same as Rock) is returning to TV for the first time in a long time and has been enigmatic for years, so will attract a lot of eyeballs.…

That’s not Instagram; that’s Amy Schumer. Random TMI is kind of her calling card.

But she is not even remotely funny.