Are we to have sympathy for the latest high-profile victim of belief in a platform founded upon a shameless rejection of any kind of values to begin with?

I’m going to say someone at UMusic fucked up. They know the process and the deadlines which wouldn’t drastically change year after year. Someone’s getting fired for this gaffe.

when we send him to jail. Which will be soon

Angry on twitter and absent at polling stations.

88.

That was great and I was right with him until that last line.

I have a hard time coming up with a motive. Surely a random sinking of the submarine - with or without anyone on board - would be at least as bad, publicity-wise, as an unflattering piece from a freelance journalist. Plus, of course, the loss of the submarine. If he’s trying to cover up another crime, surely that will…

I doubt he sunk it on purpose.

Seriously, what is going on in this article.

Does anybody have context? I feel like there’s a lot missing. All I get is that somebody climbed aboard a home made submarine and the person who made the submarine then sunk it. Why?

I was thinking we’ll get something along the lines of cars over $10000 are classist and we should all be driving $1000 junkers in solidarity with the downtrodden.

It’s reportedly due to alcoholic cardiomyopathy, which, considering we’re talking about the guy who “spent more money on spilled liquor” than people made, makes sense. Hopefully he treats health issues and death like he did with Sting; sucker them in and then turn on them.

Then you’d never hear from him again..

This is just begging for some awful disease or infection - who in their right mind would go barefoot on the subway?!?!

Also, he wore a tan suit one time. #NeverForget

A girlfriend of my husband’s talked him into doing her doggy style while she ate a KFC Twister. She told me after that it was like simultaneous orgasms “at both ends”. Lol, she was a weird chick...

Too bad your Russian handlers are gonna take the winnings!!!!

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$880k at -550 sure sounds like money laundering, no?