Look, Greg Hardy tried. Isn’t that enough for you?

Yeah, first one you can play off as winking at the joke. Second one is “Uhhh, I have to go over here now”

I guess Jezebel gonna Jezebel now and then, even with new owners.

right, I feel like we’re supposed to take offense to his comparison (for some reason that I honestly can’t parse out), but all I’m feeling is the respect for taking what was a really shitty thing that happened to him and instead making sure that it isn’t used as a case for disbelieving women, which is pretty awesome…

Seems...spot on?

Yeah, he’s incredibly graceful about this shit thing someone did to him. He doesn’t have to be- other men would use this as an MRA springboard- but he’s still showing support for actual sexual assault victims. Are we...uh, are we meant to find something wrong with what he said..?

I can’t quite tell, but the tone of the article seems to suggest that his statements were not okay? I thought it was fine. ?

I.... have no idea where you’re going with that headline or this article?

yeah i’m sitting here like...ok? i guess i’m trained to always look for the negative or the snark in an article

Yeah, everything he said seems pretty reasonable.

I actually think he’s handling it really well. Especially not wanting to act like false rape accusations are common.

I feel like the lede here should be “Conor Oberst was falsely accused of rape, and OH HEY uses the opportunity when asked about it to be publicly compassionate toward women who’ve been assaulted.”

That...seems okay as far as comparisons go? Maybe even a bit understating it, since this accusation was another person’s willful act and accidents are, well, accidents.

At least we have the comments to look forward to.

If it’s any consolation, when Trump backs down (because our Generals will not fire weapons at his behest), he’ll simply say it that North Korea blinked first, claim victory on every media outlet, and attempt to silence those who publish the truth. His supporters will be none the wiser. In other words, it’ll just be…

Yeah, my partner and I (both guys) either want to sleep or want protein. The only time I’ve been tempted by meat (insert joke here) has been after sex and my partner is eating some kind of cold cut or chicken sandwich...

Holy shit, that’s incredible. James Jones was still on the Cavs last year?

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

HusbandVader and I, when we were but adventurous teens, once tried the chocolate syrup thing. (Actually chocolate body paint from Spencer’s that I bought on break when I worked at Build A Bear. It was a pretty weird time for me.) It was hard to wash off. He was keeping it in his windowsill to “refrigerate” (winter in…

Harsh but fair.