“Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh. Which means you are attractive which means you can find a partner which means your friends can have a little time off from taking care of that need which means they’ll want to hang out with you more”

It’s odd to me that Dr. Nerdlove over at Kotaku, a video game website, gives more empathetic, reasonable, healthy relationship advice than Jezebel, and he manages to do it with a far less condescending tone.

They told us they were going to fly over and were given permission to enter the Capitol airspace. It’s all part of a treaty.

Read the article she linked. There are US airmen aboard that plane, we agreed to let them fly over as part of a treaty that is supposed to promote transparency by allowing these flyovers. We can do the same to them.

• A Russian surveillance plane was spotted soaring over the U.S. Capitol, the Pentagon, and other Washington sights – through protected airspace – on Wednesday. This is fine!

totally not correct

The two-man rule also applies at the top.

forgive me for jumping in between you and Jeb!

Then again, it’s utterly inexcusable that this empire was allowed to flourish as long as it did with little resistance from either previous Presidents or the United Nations.

I have this image in my head of Donald Trump driving a golf cart around his resort at top speed while John Kelly—clad in plaid pants, a white polo shirt, and a newsboy cap—frantically chases him and tries to grab his phone.

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

Football really is the worst sport to tank if you’re too blatant. a 2-14 season gets you canned. With the exception of Peyton, Brady, or Rodgers you’re not going to be able to fix your team (good luck identifying the MVP caliber QB). And with the salary slotting, your best value picks are coming later. Honestly, the…

Agreed, there are plenty of methods of reading his tweets, I don’t think an individuals right to a direct line to respond to the president is going to be upheld.

As much as I think Trump’s a massive cry-baby for blocking critics on Twitter, I don’t really think this lawsuit has any legs.

Reruns of World’s Dumbest Criminals/Drivers/Partiers etc.

There’s no better diet in the world than the Noro-diet. “I lost 10 pounds in 3 days!”

China will not back NK in a war, it would ruin them economically. China cares much more about its economy than it does about nearly anything else.

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

This is not the Cold War 2. This is still the original being fought by that lone soldier out on the island who has no idea the war is actually over yet.

Tom Brady