Funny you say that. My dad called this morning (he is in his 60s) and said “Welcome to my life for 40 years”

Are you...are you bragging that you own a TV?

1 out of 9 is better than Marvin Lewis’ playoff record.

I’m going to guess someone shared this on your facebook feed and you jumped at the chance to “put the author in his place”?

Unless I missed something, this jamoke is the first in 9 WYTS articles to pull this move out of the old, worn out bag of tricks. That’s gotta be some kind of record Bengals fans can be proud of.

My dude, I’ve been a Bengals fan all my life and every single word of this is more accurate than I could hope to put forward myself. Our best hope is beating the Steelers once.

Wow I’m shocked we got through so many WYTS articles before seeing a butthurt super-fan show up! You’re missing the joke my dude. Early condolences in your wild card loss this year!

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Way to prove everything he said

I’d be excited about your riveting 17-6 loss to KC in the divisional round, but to be honest with you, I don’t think you will see anybody in the playoffs.

“See you in the playoffs”

Translation: He’s broke already.

And on top of that, the “K” is making me irrationally fucking angry. I want to find the person responsible for that and slap them with something. Jesus.

They could have even handed out some jelly doughnuts!

Hey, at least he knows how to break the huddle without fucking it up and being sent to the sidelines. Baby steps.

That’s the most offensive part of this whole debacle. And the easiest part to fix.

That’s an excellent point.

So if I’m understanding correctly, Browns fans are supposed to be excited by a QB that was dumped on them in favor of:

There isn’t a more inaccurate quarterback prospect in this draft with a reasonable chance at being drafted. Hackenberg is inaccurate at every level of the field, on all throws and against all coverages.

but at some point, they will have to decide whether Hackenberg is the answer at quarterback, a decision that could affect their 2018 draft plans and their franchise for years to come.