Are you the writer for Nihilist Arby’s? If not, all you’re missing is “eat Arby’s” and you have it perfect.

Pretty much. I’ve seen women working the picking section of many online delivery services but they’ve never been the ones working the trucks.

Any job where a woman has to work alone unsupervised seems like a shit idea.

This story is like someone just cut up the last six months of headlines, put them in a hat, and pulled words out at random.

Literally every article that has ever appeared online or in print has been selectively posted. Let that sink in.

It would haunt him if he cared about “losers.” I bet he’s coming up with a clever nickname for them on Twitter right now.

Well, luckily, your comments are definitely disproving any unfounded stereotypes about Red Sox fans having thin skin

Sorry about that. To provide balanced coverage I will write a “Person From New England Isn’t An Idiot Or Racist” article at some point in the future.

They just don’t want sexy shoulders to distract them from all that nothing they are not trying to get done.

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.

It’s absolutely from them, at the start of the chain. They control all digging permits for archaeological sites, and digging up artifacts is one of the few ways people can make money. They sell them on to a smuggler, giving ISIS their cut, and the smuggler gets them to Europe where they get sold on to dealers who…

Ok, but the author’s statement in the last paragraph, that gettinng rid of the “K” wouldn’t be a huge deal, is correct.

We could call it a strikeout an“F”. Or a “7". It wouldn’t hurt anyone if we did.

To be fair, that worked more for Sanders than it did for Clinton, but... That was also because he pretty much let his supporters imagine his platform. Yes, he gave sweeping proposals like tuition-free college, breaking up the banks, and healthcare for all, but... Relatively few of his supporters had a clear idea of…

Yeah, that was one of the most shocking revelations to come from the Clinton campaign post-mortem — at least to me. Having a comprehensive platform means absolutely nothing if you’re not able to sell it to the electorate.

It’s on my to do list now - right after I have sex with John Mayer and get a bra that shoots whip cream.

Is Katy Perry really such a role model that mobs of Australian kids are going to encourage their dogs to attack koalas? Really?

This. Sex and gender are two different things. It’s also relevant for things like statistics. Honestly, this is just silly.

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.