“Guys, let’s just please just go back to living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fucking like porn stars and ignore the FBI investigation.”

Yeah, no argument there... but this really seems to address how people who “grew up” on the modern internet with social media, etc., seem to approach things. They think a good tweet is what makes things successful... not, you know, actual planning and physical anything.

This feels, in part (and not wholly at all!) what happens when we actually shift everything to “the internet” and forget that actual work and things need to occur in addition to the no-work hype on social media.

Your reply ignores all realities of governance. Kim Jung Un is not crazy, his rational goal is to stay in power. Therefore, a preemptive nuclear strike from North Korea to the US serves no purpose (neither does a preemptive strike from North Korea to anywhere else), unless his regime is already falling. If the…

Thank you.

Jezebel’s increasing worry that North Korea is going to nuke California absolutely ignores the laws of physics. North Korea has had the ability to nuke South Korea and Japan for close to a decade, but every North Korea missile launch nowadays is suddenly worthy of an article.

Orb is horse. Please enter oats into my oat deposit slot. Orb is horse. Orb must win your primitive Earth horse race, so he may make love to your Earth horse women. Orb is a very sexual being. I come from the advanced future of 5024. Everyone is a geometric shape and everyone loves to party. Please find me a horse…

I guarantee one of these dumb ass glowing orbs will be in the Oval Office by the end of the month.

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

Take your faux outrage elsewhere...

This line of trolling is so dumb. It’s simply the illustration of being “in bed” with a special interest. That is often how political cartoons illustrate the idea that a politician is colluding or giving special privileges to someone or something. Proof:

And with a mouthguard in most of the time, at that.

No, if the image had Conway in there instead of Trump, it’d be accused of being sexist!

How is it homophobic? No one is saying their consensual relationship is bad because they’re both men, it’s because they’re both corrupt.

Why do people assume that jokes making fun of Trump and Putin are making fun of homosexuality? The joke isn’t that two men being in love is laughable, it’s that Trump and Putin are “in bed together”- that they are so closely and privately aligned, they might as well be intimate. If we had Kellyanne Conway instead of…

Yes, let’s compare everyone to the one guy who, somehow or other, managed to work 300 nights a year for 20 years.

Not true. He did some of his training in Southern California with American wrestlers like Daniel Bryan. He’s been speaking English, and has certainly understood it, for years. It’s just never going to be very fluid.

I wouldn’t give Alicia Fox anything but a ticket to the unemployment line.

What I think the last election showed us is an electorally significant percentage of people make a decisions based on how the candidates fit into their prejudices. I like Warren, but even more than Hillary Clinton (who I also like very much) she comes off like she’s constantly lecturing (who would have figured a woman…

You sound like you need a nap. How about this poll showing Warren losing to “generic Democrat”?