I mean. Did you miss the W years?

But according to Trump’s Twitter banner picture Clapper testified there was no collusion so nothing to see here. Totally something someone with nothing to hide would do.

“What do we have here, Riley?”

“Well, the deceased has 40 stab wounds in his back and many broken bones from falling down the stairs, sir.”

“That’s sick, Riley. Why would somebody kill themselves that way?”

I don’t think this guy is making lattes at a coffee shop, you probably can’t expect to backfill a position like this. Its part of the reason he’s well compensated. You can’t get paid for unlimited for the same reason you can’t take home leftovers from a buffett. It’s specifically to prevent people from racking up an…

Word. The most important thing you can do is to know your weaknesses. No matter how smart you are, there is someone who knows more about something than you do. When you’re goal is to show someone that you are smarter than they are, you will end up looking like a fool and an asshole.

Please proceed, governor.

If you don’t at least feign sadness, and say that you’re crying at your keyboard after reading OP’s story, then you’re a heartless Republican monster that obviously hates women and brown people.

AMEN, AMEN, AMEN.

College greek system just needs to just go away. I was in a fraternity and was spared the normal hazing issues, only because the frat I joined had just been re-chartered and was scared of making waves. I used it as a means to get socially “out there” and my experience was fine & beneficial for the social reasons I…

I don’t think a single person would be negatively effected if fraternities and sororities were all permanently disbanded forever. 

Why are they watching TV at all?

YEAH FUCK THAT GUY AT THE 3 POINT LINE CLAPPING, BUT ALSO I’M SURE EVERYONE THINKS ‘FUCK THAT GUY’ (REFERRING TO ME) AS I LAZILY PLAY D AND THEN YELL FOR HELP THE MINUTE THE PERSON SWITCHES HANDS DRIBBLING (MOVE TO THE HOOP OR NOT) AND AFTER HE BLOWS BY ME I RAISE MY HANDS LIKE “WTF” BUT REALLY I’M RAISING THEM SO…

When you’re getting your broken shot blocked by Kawhi Leonard, you might as well look fly.

The Senate’s reportedly going to write it’s own version of the bill, rather than use the one that just passed. So IF that passes, it’s going to look very different and will be pretty damn difficult to reconcile with what just passed.

To get nerdy - this bill is using the reconciliation instructions from the FY 2017 budget, which is required to get around a filibuster. That’s probably what you heard. You get one shot at that per fiscal year (which is the reason why they were insistent on doing healthcare first, the plan is to use the FY 2018 budget…

Apparently this was more of a intentional buttfumble. The GOP inserted an amendment that made reconciliation with the Senate impossible, and would be able to be filibustered by Senate Dems.

Report: Jay Cutler’s New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games

STIGMATA, CHRIST HAS COME AND TIM SHALL LEAD THE ANGELS IN A CLEANSING OF THE EARTH..

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.