You have no choice. If you don’t, you have to exclude pretty much every main event level pro wrestler of the past 30 years, minimum.

Certainly I can’t be the only one who finds forced public apologies worthless. It’s actually, in some ways, more insulting to stand up and say “sorry” when the full context of that “sorry” is “they made me do this as part of my punishment. I still think what I did was funny and fine, but, you know, sorry or whatever.”

Or who lets his dog shit on your lawn and never bags it up.

I mean, there are far more terrible republicans to attack, though I suppose far less convenient than a neighbor.

7. Ironic.

Believe it or not, it’s possible to not worry about a ton of this when getting married. Plenty of people just get the ring(s) they can afford, put their friends/family in the bridal party, rent a hotel ballroom and have a fun party. Don’t go shitting on the entire idea of life with the person you love because some…

Believe it or not, it’s possible to not worry about a ton of this when getting married. Plenty of people just get the ring(s) they can afford, put their friends/family in the bridal party, rent a hotel ballroom and have a fun party. Don’t go shitting on the entire idea of life with the person you love because some…

Well, Trump’s probably been a little distracted lately.

Then let them take it to the talk show circuit or whatever.

Lincoln Chafee 2020!

Not all those thoughts are worth sharing.

If you were trying to address me seriously, you would have addressed my last post. You can’t, though, because you realize I’m right.

Sad!

Certainly appears to be on this topic!

Never said it was, but I’m OK with anyone who tries to move the needle in the right direction.

Too bad he lost the only popularity contest that matters!

People can want unicorn farms and endless blowjobs, too. The rest of society doesn’t have to encourage them.

Why, pray tell, SHOULD anyone care what musicians have to say about mass shootings or gun laws? Most musicians are dumber than a fucking tree stump and none of them have any political power to change things.