In the eyes of Gawker, the only people who aren’t bad candidates are the unelectable Bernie Sanders and, oddly enough, Elizabeth Warren, who spent several months playing the Thelma to Hillary’s Louise and yet doesn’t get any bad rap for it. Hmm. Strange.

Never was much a fan of breaking my fists against a brick wall, but whatever floats your boat. Just do it quietly, thanks.

Physical age has nothing to do with knowledge or maturity.

You’ll understand when you grow up.

So “what we have now.” Got it.

It’s that or what we currently have. There are no other cards in this deck.

Great song.

Missed this first time around and yes, it’s amazing.

American History X was just a movie. For every one Nazi you can talk out of being a Nazi, there are 1,000 you can’t. Therefore:

Oh, and with regard to the “he was still a human” garbage some people are peddling, other former humans include Ted Bundy, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Otis Toole and Jeffrey Dahmer.

Right?

Hmmm.

Yup. I’ll admit up front that I have no stats to back the second part of this up (I’m not sure there’s a way to collect stats to back this up), but my gut feeling is this:

Thank you.

Universities need to grow spines. Just because some students want a person to come speak doesn’t mean the school has to approve it, nor is it a violation of free speech if they don’t.

The trouble with Perez isn’t what he believes. The trouble with Perez is that I’m not sure he actually believes ANYTHING. He seems utterly and completely unwilling to take any stand on any issue.

Funny. I seem to recall Bernie getting his ass handed to him in the only real popularity contest that matters.

Considering that every president has a stunt double at the ready should the need arise, I don’t see why the same wouldn’t be true for the First Lady.

1. NYC sucks. Just pointing that out. I’ve been there countless times and Denver, Chicago, Raleigh and even Philly (as long as you’re not driving) have it beat and easily. Most overrated city in America.

Beware any grown man who endeavors to teach or especially coach young, specifically female, athletes.