Î äm vērÿ śørrÿ for thê ćómmęñtš Į mädë to thåt fėmæłê. 

I feel like “sit there, don’t touch anyone, don’t move” is the one play Cutler will be able to nail perfectly every time.

Yeah, people just give a shit about THINGS, not their rights. And that’s true of everything. Every issue has a spectrum of ways to feel about it and tons of people fall all along that spectrum.

Political cartoons are now and have always been the unwashed asshole of commentary.

Correct. The law is actually quite clear about the fact that Finders v. Keepers cannot be cited as a legal argument to entitle you to something that randomly appeared in your possession.

I understood quite easily, even when I was a kid, that the reason parents tell the story of Santa Claus is to keep the kids from bugging the fuck out of them for early presents. Can’t give you what Santa hasn’t dropped off yet, kiddo!

We’ve been to Universal and visited the Harry Potter thing around when it first opened. My wife had the Butterbeer.

Not everyone lives in the forest or goes blindly traipsing through the woods behind the school for fun, Tarzan.

If you can figure out how to make democrats show backbone, you’ll be a very famous and respected man.

I find no animal more relatable.

“The threat of being assassinated is part and parcel of being an elected representative at just about every level. He knew and accepted the risks going in.”

I mean, I can’t think of who else the Titans would be colin right now, particularly with regard to kaep concerns. Right in the nick of time, too.

Meh. Steve Scalise was the direct victim of an attempted assassination. If you want to believe that would have made a difference here, I’m afraid I can’t follow you down that road.

Even that wouldn’t do it because, like always, the rabid gun enthusiasts will be afraid that the GUBMINT is gonna come for their toys and scared, dumb people will buy a gun thinking that they’ll be able to protect themselves if it ever happens to them.

And yet people think we can get the money out of politics.

And this was everything. It was handguns, “assault rifles,” established history of mental dysfunction, military-grade hardware made available to the general public, etc. All the angles were covered here.

Eh, deadliest mass shooting in history is good for a few extra days of coverage.

Pretty garbage day, dudes and ladies. A real toilet day.

If you’re hunting, you want to still be aware of your surroundings, so you wouldn’t wear noise-canceling ear protection in the woods.

Ah, the internet. The only place I know where a person asks a question and then gets angry that someone answered it.